we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
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asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
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Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
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Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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