all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
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I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
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There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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