I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
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I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
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We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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