Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
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Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
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I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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