she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
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She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
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I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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