You're so nebulous sometimes
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
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yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
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its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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