I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
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The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
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It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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