Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
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Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
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His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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