her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
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Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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