we made out on top of his cat.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
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you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
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Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
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