Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
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No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
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I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
The struggles of a small town man whore
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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