You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
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Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
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This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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