dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
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I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
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Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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