I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
she told me i tasted like america
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
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Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
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The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I am mentally ready for anal.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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