I'm laying in your front yard are you home
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
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officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
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I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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