what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
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Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
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You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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