Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
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Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
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Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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