What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
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Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
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I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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