did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
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just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
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If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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