About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
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He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
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He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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