So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
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i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
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I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
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