i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
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I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
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How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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