How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
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Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
There are leaves in my underwear?
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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