My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
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THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
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Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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