There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
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just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
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OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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