We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
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the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
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I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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