I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
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As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
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Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
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