I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
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he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
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I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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