wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
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HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
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Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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