Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
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Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
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It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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