oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
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before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Let's paint friendship bongs
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
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It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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