im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
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Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
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I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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