every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
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apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
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They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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