i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
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Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
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take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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