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Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave

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dude are you serious?

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I know you already have a pic on your phone

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(978): Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave (617): dude are you serious? (978): I know you already have a pic on your phone http://tfl.nu/k6lt

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(517): View more from Michigan

My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.

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(517): My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance. http://tfl.nu/kmco

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(707): View more from California

you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!

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(707): you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?! http://tfl.nu/ug5x

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(925): View more from California

anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.

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(925): anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend. http://tfl.nu/wrr6

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(707): View more from California

get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.

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(707): get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night. http://tfl.nu/ebwt

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(843): View more from South Carolina

he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.

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(843): he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story. http://tfl.nu/p8b8

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(845): View more from New York

We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.

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(845): We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey. http://tfl.nu/dkad

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(614): View more from Ohio

the wall and i were having dominance issues.

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(614): the wall and i were having dominance issues. http://tfl.nu/itlm

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(843): View more from South Carolina

You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.

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(843): You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you. http://tfl.nu/p8ms

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(302): View more from Delaware

It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert

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(302): It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert http://tfl.nu/8dr2

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(760): View more from California

so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.

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(760): so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up. http://tfl.nu/rvmx

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...

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(202): I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him... http://tfl.nu/dz07

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(515): View more from Iowa

Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha

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(515): Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha http://tfl.nu/i50q

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(443): View more from Maryland

There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?

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(443): There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut? http://tfl.nu/irwu

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.

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(570): I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me. http://tfl.nu/ca7c

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