Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
Randomize