shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
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I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
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Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Randomize