youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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