I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
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I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
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I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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