Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
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Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
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When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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