Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
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Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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