if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
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you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
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I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
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