So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
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I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
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Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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