I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
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Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
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Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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