I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
as a side note pls kill me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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