I could have mohawked her pubes.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
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Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
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I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
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