i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
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considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
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preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
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