So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
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this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
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Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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