But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
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I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
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I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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