I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
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And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
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He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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